|Mirror, mirror on the wall,|
Who's the biggest bitch of all?
Kourtney had a relatively normal childhood, except she was rich as fuck and her parents were biffles with OJ Simpson. She then graduated from the University of Arizona with degrees in theatre arts and Spanish, but like a true bitch, Kourtney forsook those useless skills and opened up a chic boutique in Calabasas called DASH. And long before Kim's porno made the whole fam famous, Kourtney dipped her toe in the reality television waters by appearing in Filfthy Rich: Cattle Drive, which was just about a bunch of rich people's children competing for charity. I like everything about that except the whole charity aspect.
|Kourtney passes down her bitchery to the next generation.|
To further prove what a grade A Bitch Kourt is, I've compiled a list of her best quotes:
- On working with photographer Ashley Paige: "Ashley Paige is insane. I'm ready to shove a taco up her ass."
- On self-reflection: "I think I have mental problems."
- On Kim crying after losing an expensive earring: "Kim, there are people that are dying."
- On food: "I'm such a bitch when I'm hungry, like stone cold biatch."
- On being a mother: "I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it."
- On self-image: "Whenever I look at my old pictures… I look so ugly and my eyes look weird."