|Ginnifer was born to an elf couple in the North|
Pole. Santa was tired of her shit and had her
shipped to America, where she continued to be
a giant pain in the ass for all humanity.
Those who are not familiar with Ginnifer (and even those who are) might be thinking, What the hell kind of name is Ginnifer? It sounds like the sound a plumber would murmur as he died in a jar of mayonnaise. But apparently it's a legit name, as evidenced by the fact that as I'm writing this, spell check ain't got no problem with the word "Ginnifer." However, this does not, by any stretch of the imagination, make the name any less disgusting. What's even grosser is that our Sour Patch Kid-faced starlet was actually born Jennifer Michelle Goodwin. Yup, she had a normal name for a while. But she was unable to resist the urge to cunt it up like no other and changed her name to Ginnifer to respect the proper Southern pronunciation of her birth name. Gag me.
|Ginnifer thinking she's all that. Bitch!|
You ain't even the bag of chips.
Life got even more real for Ginnifer when fairy tales became the absolute shit and ABC began developing Once Upon a Time, which follows a bunch of small town flops who are/were secretly fairy tale characters in an alternate universe. The show is absolute trash, which is probably why Ginnifer was attracted to it. Upon hearing that she would be in Once Upon a Time, I assumed she would be playing Quasimodo. To my surprise, she was cast as Snow White, who's supposed to be beautiful and likable. (Talk about casting against type!) I felt like that was a low blow; Snow White already has a reputation for being annoying as all hell, and now she has a whiny cunt named Ginnifer portraying her? She just can't catch a break.
In summary, Ginnifer is an actress whose annoyance and cuntitude practically leaps off screen and molests the audience. Additionally, she voluntarily totes around the name Ginnifer. Some people might give her props, but I prefer to give her Cunt of the Week. Congrats, girl!