|Only a true cunt would think she could get|
away with this fugly color combo.
|The original nip slip.|
Secondly, Minnie is an absolute attention whore (and just a whore in general; see below). I ask you, when's the last time you went to Disneyland without that cunt being shoved down your throat? I personally hit up the Happiest Place on Earth last week, and lemme tell ya, I was not happy when I saw Minnie FOUR times in FOUR different locations, each time in a DIFFERENT outfit. We get it! You're here. And you have an extensive wardrobe. We don't give a fuck. Go home and stop perverting the nation's youth by hiking up your skirt while signing autographs, you little slut!
|WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! What kind of cartoon|
mouse poses for this?!
Finally and most importantly, Minnie's voice alone makes her a cunt. I mean, seriously. Minnie's voice sounds like the noise a coked-up Snow White would make if she were getting fondled by Dopey. It's not pleasant to listen to, yet Minnie insists on talking non-fucking-stop. It's almost as bad as a Rihanna song in how much it makes you want to cut off your ears.
It's behavior like this that makes Minnie a complete and utter cunt. If you're still not convinced, I'll leave you with this video, which sums up in three minutes just how much of a cunt she is. Not only does Minnie open up a fucking bow shop, but she manages to make Daisy's birthday all about her, and she is also able to magically hang shit that even the tallest person in the room can't. Walt would be turning in his grave if he knew the kind of shit Minnie was pulling these days. Seriously, what a cunt.