|A pretty cast can only do so much when the show starts to suck ass.|
Dear Gossip Girl so-called writers,
Granted, I've only been an avid Gossip Girl fan for about two years now, but I have some serious grievances to address. But let us delve into some history first, shall we? I binge-watched the first four seasons in a few short months and fell head-over-heels in love. It had everything I stand for: beautiful and rich teenagers living like mini-adults and constantly getting into fights that usually stem from love triangles or the hunger for power in a rigid high school hierarchy.
|Damn it, Vanessa. We all hate you!|
|It's sad when you long for the days|
when this bitch was still crawling
around the Upper East Side.
So, in conclusion, Gossip Girl is just not a thing anymore. Cheers to the wonderful showrunners for mishandling a once-marvelous series, murdering its allure, beating it afterwards, burying it far below ground, and then digging up its corpse and letting it decompose in plain sight.
A so-called fan