Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Britney Spears: New Hair, Don't Care

When we up in the club, all eyes on us.
It's the change heard round the world. No, Taylor Swift did not switch boyfriends. No, the CW did not swap 90210's time slot again. The change I speak of is a good one.

Sunday night, Britney hit up Elton John's Oscars viewing party with some new chocolately tresses. Doesn't she look stunning, everyone?

This isn't the first time the Queen of Pop has gone brunette. She's vacillated between blonde and brown since the beginning of her career. Most notably, she had nearly-black hair during her public breakdown all those years ago.

So what does this dye job mean? Well, Britney is currently hard at work on her eighth album and the astute journalists of Buzz Feed noticed the following pattern:
Science.
Holler at copious amounts of bitches right now. I'm so excited. #Blackout2.0? I think so!

2 comments:

Taylor Tanton said...

Heartbreak makes great art

MKlass said...

You're welcome for the infographic. ;)