Saturday, August 3, 2013

Things Tommy Loves and Hates #6

That's kosher.
Thing I Love #6: Jewish Boys

It's been a lifelong love, and it's only been enabled by this list.

Thing I Hate #6: Pedestrians When I'm Driving

Excuse me, but I'm trying to get somewhere! You chose to walk, so you can't be in that much of a hurry, and so wherever I'm going is more important and thus I should have the right of way! I have places to be and people to see, so move you're ratchet ass out of my way! Don't crawl across the crosswalk at the pace of an ailing, elderly snail.

Special shoutout to you dipshits on bikes: get the fuck out of my lane, thanks!


Madeleine Wills said...

loling at your comment about dipshits on bikes. #truth

Taylor said...

These are too funny!

MKlass said...

Too true. Love me some Jewish men.