Friday, September 6, 2013

Miley Cyrus May Be Nauseating as All Hell, But She'll Never Lose Her Bitch Status

Your #1 Bitch.

Miley has gotten a lot of flack for her VMA performance, which involved a lot of twerking and tongue choreography. And even though I was a little tough on her, I think that other critics are being too damn harsh!

As a former Bitch of the Week, Miley understands how to run this shit like a club. I have no doubt that everything she does is a calculated part of a grander scheme, one of which we can never imagine the likes. Because, at the end of the day, Miley is a master of bitchery, and she proved herself once more while duking tweeting it out with Skylar Grey, a musician you probably best know as the girl voice on Dr. Dre's "I Need a Doctor".

Mm... Miley has an excellent point, and rather than let this cunty remark go unchecked, Miley puts Skylar to shame. Well done, Miley. It just goes to show that no matter how many nubs you put your hair in, there's hope for you yet. Keep bitching it up!

1 comment:

Taylor said...

She's so ridiculous!