Friday, June 20, 2014

Bitch of the Week: Iggy Azalea

"I kill pride, I hurt feelings."

She been up all night, tryna get that rich, she been work-work-work-work-working on her shit. And it got her here, as Bitch of the Week! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you that I-G-G-Y, Miss Iggy Azalea.

If you've been living under a rock for the past six months and "Fancy" isn't your jam, let me tell you a lil something about Iggy Azalea. She's a musical genius; if Nicki Minaj and Kesha had a kid, it would be Iggy. She's been slaying us with jams for months now, but it turns out she's been bitching it up since day one.

Iggy was born in Australia, which explains why she's so hot. She's so scrumptious, in fact, that she infamously had to stop crowd surfing because errybody was trying to finger her!

As a teenager, she scrubbed floors. But Iggy knew she was destined for something far greater and hollered right on over to the US of A at age 16. She told her parents she was going on vacation (or, on "holiday," in her words) but just never came back. #aight

She made the rounds in the Miami rap scene and eventually got viral exposure for her song "Pu$$y", which is iconic and includes a tasteful vaginal Skittles analogy. Then, T.I. stepped in and made Iggy his protege.

Iggy continued slaying these hoes (trigga on the gun like), which unfortunately meant dealing with the occasional hate. Looking at you, Azealia Banks!

But Iggy is the one laughing at the end. "Fancy" is currently the #1 song in the country, and her debut album topped the rap charts, making her the first white person with a vagina to do so. Not only that, but she dresses as last Bitch of the Week Cher Horowitz in her music video for "Fancy". So, yeah.

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