Saturday, June 7, 2014

Things Tommy Loves and Hates #16

Pop 'em out!

Thing I Love #16: Kourtney Kardashian's Pregnancies

There is tons of speculation that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third child, and she hasn't exactly denied it! Not only does it mean that we'll soon have more Kardashians to keep up with (#bless!), but we will see Krazy Kourt again. You see, Kourtney's hippie lifestyle and heartless monotony soar during her second and third trimesters, and it's a lot of fun to watch. Hopefully it'll all end with her pulling her own child out of the womb again. Why mess with success?

Additional kudos to Kourtney for always scheduling a pregnancy just in time for a new season of the show! She confirmed she was expecting Mason in 2009 right before the premiere Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. She confirmed her second pregnancy in 2011, at just 9 weeks in, reportedly in an attempt to distract the media from Kim's infamous 72-marriage; a new season of the Kardashians was just around the corner.

And now, just a few days before the show returns to E!, Kourtney is reportedly expecting. Slay harder, K!

Thing I Hate #16: Politically and Socially Motivated Diatribes on Social Media

Particularly Facebook. Obviously, this is just a personal preference, as people are free to say whatever they want. (Thanks, Constitution!) But CAN YOU NOT. Every time there is an a current eventNay, an article about a current event—people think they have all the fucking answers and embark on long ass speeches like they're running for office. I should never have to click "See More," people!

And then everyone takes it as an invitation to comment on the post and spark a debate! No. NOOO. Your poorly researched and extremely one-sided views have their time and place (like, let's say, a blog). Facebook is not the time, nor the place! Thanks.

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